OK... THIS.... This is what i needed!!! Thank the gods 
Ok, so obviously this worked. Thanks @patrick.
From the get go, FullCalender could always accept the PHP query, but it needed JUST the array data, and not any query names or anything.
This worked... no parsing needed.
For anyone interested, this is the simple Server Connect Query:
And this is the the JS file that calls the FullCalendar:
